Hey, I'm not kidding right now. You need to come get your girlfriend out of my bed so I can go to rest. Did she take something to make her zonk out or what? No matter what I say or do she won't wake up. You have such horrible taste in girls just like your step-dad that is until he married my step-mom. My step-mom is the best thing to happen to your step-dad but you can't tell me this girl is... more

I'm so glad step-mom is away because I really need your advice about a guy. Who better than to ask advice about a guy from than, a guy. Besides, you're always very open to listening to me when I need some understanding which is a huge reason you are such a great step dad. Ok, the dilemma is that guy I've been seeing for a few weeks broke up with me this morning via text message saying I am a... more

I can't believe I just got dumped via text! What kind of man does that? Not a real man, that's for sure. I have to vent my disgust right now. Thank you so much for coming in my room and listening to me. You're such a kind step-brother. I'm still in shock that my boyfriend, or uh, ex-boyfriend broke up with me by sending a text. What a coward. You would never do that to a girl, would you? Of... more

I know it's probably weird for you to be living in our house while you're going through your divorce. You and my step-dad have been friends for so long and I am glad you are here. While everyone but us is gone today I figured it was a good time to let you know something I have wanted to say for quite a few years but had to wait until I was grown up. I'm nineteen now and the best age to tell you... more

I'm not quite sure how to approach this subject so I'm just going to come out and say what I need from you. First, you can't say anything about meeting with me today and second, don't be offended by what I am about to do. You see, if you're going to be my step-son in law I have to know for sure that you are capable of giving my step-daughter superb sperm so that I can have beautiful... more

I am a devout man of god and spend my weekends preaching his word to those who may need salvation. I may be a young man of only nineteen but I know what I believe and feel that others may benefit from my beliefs. I wasn't expecting my will power against women's charms to fail me as I knocked on the last door of my route today, but they did. I have a weakness for redheads and a fine looking... more

I hate mornings. I lay in bed as long as possible until my step-mom comes to my door and pounds on it for me to get my lazy ass out of bed. This morning my step-mom didn't come to wake me up, my step-sister did. I'll admit I have a crush on my little step-sister. Not that I would act on it or anything because now that our parents married we're kind of related. Good thing I didn't have to do... more

My stepdaughter came to me the other day to tell me the not so good news that her boyfriend asked her to marry him! I say not so good because she did not seem happy about it at all. She confessed to me that she didn't really want to marry him because he was too young and immature, and that she preferred older men. Men like me. She said that she has a crush on me, and noticed that I paid her a... more

I'm so glad you are part of the family because I have a situation I need help with and I can't talk to my parents about it. You see, I was snooping around my parents bedroom and found a dildo that belongs to my step-mom. I was so grossed out by the size of it that I had to show it to my step-brother! I wanted him to see what a cock slut his step-mom is. Not only was he fascinated by the thought... more

You know I totally did my hair and make up today because I knew your step dad would be here when I came to visit. I think you and your step-mom are so lucky to get to live with such a hunk of a man. You agree don't you? You know you're so lucky but he probably wouldn't give two geeky chicks like us the time of day. I mean, I think older men are so freakin sexy but they probably don't think much... more