My step-son got married way too early. His step-mother and I tried to discourage him from marrying his high school sweetheart, before he had the opportunity to go to college and get a good job. But no, he had to marry his girl because he was afraid of losing the first girl he ever got to have sex with. His girlfriend was pleasing to the eye, and I could tell by the way she flirted with me that... more

I don't mean to be rude but why are you dating my step-mother? She usually dates men who are dorky, not good looking like you. I've been trying to figure out your relationship since it started and the only thing I can conclude is that you are dating her to get closer to me. Is this true? I knew it! I mean how could you be attracted to her when she has a step-daughter that looks like me? So what... more

Every family has one, the family Tipsy and you totally out did yourself last night at our annual house party. Look at you in the middle of the afternoon and you're still crashed out on my lounge chair. Everyone else left hours ago for the dinner party at your step-brother's place and here you are just waking up. I'm so pissed because this is my house I had to be the one to hang around waiting... more

What kind of inconsiderate husband forgets his semi-newly wedded wife's birthday? I'll tell you who, your step-father! He knows how important I think birthdays are because I always go way out to give him such a nice day. I certainly thought that now since we're married he would make today extremely special for me. All day I've waited for something from him and now he called to say he is working... more