It's not easy being the step-father of an 18 year old college girl. Fortunately for me, I'm not the one paying her tuition, her real step-father takes care of that. So imagine my surprise when I got a phone call from the Dean's office, asking me to come pick up my step-daughter from school. It was the middle of the day, and I had to leave work to go get her, so I was rather pissed off when I... more

How long were you standing outside my bedroom door? I can't believe you were perving on me and my special friend. What you saw us doing can't be repeated especially to your step-father. I love you step-father but I have certain needs that he doesn't meet and for this I keep special friends. Since you creeped out my friend who was just here by spying on us, now you get to take his place. You're... more

I can explain the purchase of those expensive shoes on my credit card statement step-daddy. You are such a generous step-dad for giving me a credit card for my college expenses and I swear to you these shoes were needed for my education experience, I promise. If I could show them to you, you would understand but you don't want to see my expensive shoes, do you? You do want to see them? Ok, I... more

Something seems to be troubling you lately step-son, what it is? You need to talk to me about your penis? What happened to it? Did you catch a nasty disease from some skank at college? Well come on, you can tell me even though I'm not your real step-mom it may make it easier that I am your stepmom. You've been watching a lot of porn and now you think your penis is too small? You can't compare... more

Hi sweetie, hope you don't mind but your step mom called from work and asked me to come check on you. She said you were skipping college classes today because you weren't feeling well. Let me have a look at you . Your face does appear a little flushed and it's freezing in your bedroom yet your skin feels hot. Hmmm, well I don't want you to get too chilled so I'll bring you a blanket to put over... more

I don't want to be the creepy step-dad but I saw my fairly new step-daughter and her boyfriend in my driveway earlier, heavily making out in his car. With her step-mom in a self medicated deep rest I decided to wait for my step-daughter to finish her business with her boyfriend and come in the house where I waited to have a few words with her. I knew she was doing more than just kissing and... more

I think we need to have a talk. Oh, no it isn't about anything bad necessarily. It's about something that we need to work out together so we can live with each other peacefully in this house. You've always been accepting of me as your new step-mom however, when your step-dad bought me these big boobs a few months ago it seems you can't keep your eyes off of them! It's really becoming noticeable... more

My step-son is engaged to a "high maintenance" girl. I warned him about her when they were dating, but he pretty much ignored my advice and asked her to marry him. She's the kind of girl who only wears name brand clothes, has more shoes than she could wear in a lifetime, and is going to end up breaking the poor boy's bank if he's not careful. It was no surprise when she accepted his proposal,... more

There you are spying again. You heard me making a deal didn't you? How else do you think I afford that beamer in the driveway? I can hardly wait to move out of here into my own place and be away from you. Ever since our parent's married all you do is creep me out with your lingering where ever I am. You're in college, shouldn't you be hanging out with people your own age or have a girlfriend?... more

It was really nice of you to buy me this exercise ball. I've wanted one for a long time but wasn't sure how to use it. Oh, I just lay on it and stretch? Like this? Hey, why are you looking at me like that? Oh, I see why you bought me this ball. You wanted to watch my toned body stretch. Now I get why you stare at me sometimes. I do admit to thinking my step-mom looks pretty sloppy lately. No... more